Ammo Aficionado Pillows

BB on Board

"We'll waive the 10 day wait period if you don't buy ammunition for 10 days."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Especially modified you say..."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Banting in the Yeomanry

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'