Armor Fanatic Pillows

"Arise." "I can't."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Knights of the bedside table.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Knight walking a dog.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Progress?

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Knight school.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Knight Vision