Armour Enthusiast Pillows

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

"You call this opening up?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Knights of the bedside table.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Missing You.

Coronavirus Windmills

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

My Knight in shining Armour.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

'You won!'

Knight walking a dog.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Progress?

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Chivalrous Snowman

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Knight school.