Armour Admirer Pillows

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'If it hasn't gone away in a couple of weeks, come back and see me.'

Man at museum. See's a suit of armour labelled 'Made in Japan'.

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Knights of the bedside table.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Police Cow!

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Knight walking a dog.

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Knight school.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Euphemistic.

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'