Artillery Admirer Pillows

"I see Daddy's back from the gun show."

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Piracy on a boating lake

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

The unknown war poet.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Euphemistic.

Hunding

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'I like a man in a suit.'

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia

Goldfish in Armour

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

A Crossbow

'Hold it! That's my coffee thermos.'

"Let's go for a crewcut to salute our tremendous military."

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Brunhilda in ring of fire

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.

Man at museum. See's a suit of armour labelled 'Made in Japan'.