Arms Admirer Pillows

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

The unknown war poet.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

The First Commuters

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Euphemistic.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'I like a man in a suit.'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Grant's Overland Campaign: Return of Kautz's Cavalry Expedition from its Raid in Virginia

"Can Interest you in something new?"

"Fake."

Global Arms Trade

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

Goldfish in Armour

Knight with a tap in his armour.

Weapons market

'Sorry, no woodworm!'