Gunfighter Admirer Pillows

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

The unknown war poet.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Nun confronts mugger.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Gun Ego

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."