Gunfighter Fan Pillows

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Woman escapes with cats.

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Turkish Democracy

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Draw!

"Especially modified you say..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Bang!"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Gun Ego

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

California fires and Coronavirus

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."