Gunfighter Pillows

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Artists of the wild west.

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Draw!

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Especially modified you say..."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'