Armor Lover Pillows

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Knights of the bedside table.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knight walking a dog.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight school.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Knight/Bird.

Knight Vision

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'You've got Chain Mail!'

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

Battle.