Armour Enthusiast Gifts

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

"You call this opening up?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Missing You.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Knights of the bedside table.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Coronavirus Windmills

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

"Are you cold dear?"

Don Quixote

My Knight in shining Armour.

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Knight walking a dog.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

'You won!'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Progress?

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'