Artistic Armor Enthusiast Gifts

"I should say, he is a little sensitive to criticism!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Overjumpers

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'Remember me?'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'You may now kick the bride.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knights of the bedside table.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Old Karate Master

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Knight walking a dog.

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your Thai-chi-chicken Sir.'

Knight school.

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

Martial Arts