Armoring Aficionado Gifts

Medieval medic.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Knight walking a dog.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Banting in the Yeomanry

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Knight school.

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Knight Vision

Knight/Bird.

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

Poetry Knight

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Soldier.

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