Armament Aficionado Gifts

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Progress?

Knight walking a dog.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

The Lawman

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight school.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Knight/Bird.

Knight Vision

Ancient Weapons

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."