Armament Aficionado Gifts

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Knight walking a dog.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

The Lawman

Progress?

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

Knight school.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Knight/Bird.

Knight Vision

What?

Ancient Weapons

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'