'Wow! The pentagon will love it! What're the ingredients?'
Arms Aficionado Gifts
Looking for something that honors your love of arms? Our collection for arms enthusiasts features clever designs printed on mugs, shirts, pillows, and art prints. Express your enthusiasm with humor and style that resonates with fellow arms aficionados. Whether you're showcasing your biceps passion or simply admire arm art, you'll find products that speak to your interests in a lively and memorable way.
'I just got a text from HQ. Whatever it is we do, it ain't rocket science.'
Weapons market
I Want a Gun!
"You own the world's most modern weaponry, yet you continue to fight insurgencies and guerrilla wars with World War II tactics."
"Can Interest you in something new?"
Nukey Mc Nuckeface
Global Arms Trade
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"
"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"
Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.
In case of emergency - use tin opener...
'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'
"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."
Knights of the bedside table.
Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!
Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.
Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.
"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"
New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.
Progress?
Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.
The Lawman
"Sheesh... Missed a button again."
Knight walking a dog.
Banting in the Yeomanry
'But sinister gales - with that armour?'
'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'
'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'
Knight school.
Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.
'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'
Texas Dashboard Organizer
'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'
Arms Aficionado Gifts Collection
Arms Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and fun mugs designed for arms aficionados—perfect for morning coffee or tea with a humorous twist.
Arms Aficionado Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to cozy up your space and show off your arms aficionado pride—comfortable, witty, and stylish.
Arms Aficionado Prints
Decorate with vibrant prints that celebrate your love of arms—ideal for adding a humorous and artistic touch to your walls.
Arms Aficionado T-Shirts
Browse our hilarious and stylish t-shirts for arms enthusiasts—express your passion with humor and bold designs.