Firearms Aficionado Gifts

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Lawman

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Gun Ego

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'