Firearms Enthusiast Gifts

Caution sign for firearms is shot up with holes in it.

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Gun Ego

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Ancient Weapons