Ornament Fanatics Pillows

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Knights of the bedside table.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Knight walking a dog.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Knight school.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Knight/Bird.

"I'm your sun!"

Knight Vision

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Weak Knights

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"He's always on message."

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"