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White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Knights of the bedside table.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Knight walking a dog.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Knight school.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"I'm your sun!"

Knight/Bird.

Knight Vision

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Poetry Knight

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

"He's always on message."

Weak Knights

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."