Ornament Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Back for more, huh?"

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

Blow Up Christmas Tree

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Knight walking a dog.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Progress?

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Christmas Craftwork

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Knight school.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Knight/Bird.

Knight Vision

Ancient Weapons

What?