Ornament Enthusiast Gifts

Blow Up Christmas Tree

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Progress?

Knight walking a dog.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Knight school.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Christmas Craftwork

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Ancient Weapons

Knight/Bird.

Knight Vision

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

During a round of throwing stuff the boomerang emerges.