Ornament Aficionado Pillows

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

"There's no tree. Last year we just glued all the ornaments together!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Second hand furniture.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Knights of the bedside table.

Scarf puts hat back on.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Cello Concert

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

The latest in Eyewear.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Do you like my bling?

Red hot little combo

Knight walking a dog.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Grandfather Clock

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."