Ornament Aficionado Prints

Patterned chick hatching from a Faberge egg.

"There's no tree. Last year we just glued all the ornaments together!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Second hand furniture.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Knights of the bedside table.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Cello Concert

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

The latest in Eyewear.

Red hot little combo

Knight walking a dog.

Do you like my bling?

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Grandfather Clock

Johannes Gutenberg

Knight school.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'