Ornament Enthusiasts Prints

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Progress?

Knight walking a dog.

Christmas Craftwork

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Knight school.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Ancient Weapons

Fruit Bonnet

Knight Vision

Knight/Bird.

What?

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

Poetry Knight