Sword Aficionado Pillows

Administrative Ninja

'They're searching for the King's Interventionist.'

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'

'It seems silly to me, too, but there's a local ordinance against handguns.'

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Decapitated coffee.

In/Out

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'None shall pass!'

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Pub Kendo.

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Scheduel.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Sabrage

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Swords for Making America Great Again