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What do you mean, you lost him?

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Well....I could've done this!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

How Swordfish Are Born

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

In/Out

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Prepper Dog

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Football supporters.

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Dog Love.