Spear Hunting Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Maybe your spear hunting buddies aren't really buddies."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Support Group for a Good Problem

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

Idle parts

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Clam Spearing

Spider Web Stocking

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"

Fish with Shield

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'