Spider Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'

"...Webs are spun. Not woven, or knitted or crocheted. They are SPUN. Say it with me, SSPUUNNN.'

"Humans are so weird! All year round, they destroy our webs, but come the end of October, they put fake webs everywhere themselves..."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Hello ma'am, you have a spider that's giving you trouble?'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Granted, it needs a few repairs, but it should be a simple DIY-job..."

Trilby - 'An Incubus'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

Arachnophobia.

'Come now dear, I hardly think a spider in the bath will bother me too much ...'

Human in a Glass

Spider observing old lady knitting: 'Boy! She's got a lot to learn!'

'Arachnophobia Clinic'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Oi! - Are you lookin' at my curd!?!'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'I begged you to take that correspondence refresher course, but not Mister know it all.'

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Time's fun!....when you're having flies...'

'Bloody showoff!'

'What the... a fat human in my cellar?! We really have to clean up here, Roy!

'We've just been invited to a 'bring a bluebottle' party!'

The Finer Point of Spiderdom Were Lost on Jacques.

'Oh yeah, it's that time of year when the spiders venture out.'

'She went off her medication after she was half finished wih the web.'

Advice From The Black Widow

Spider

Extreme Bungy

"C'mon, kids. You're blocking the T.V."

"Would you like a meat pie?"

"Darn giraffes! I really thought our web would be safe at this height."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A giant spider eats people

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...