Spider Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Spider Chair.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'You're quick to criticise, but slow to help.'

'You call that a web?'

"Stick to webs, son, we don't do woolly jumpers!"

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Are we there yet?'

Spider Web Stocking

'I want you to bring me one.'

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'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'