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After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Idle parts

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

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'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Spider Web Stocking

Jackson Pollock the Spider

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Are we there yet?'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

A spider meal prepping

Spiders in love

Spider watching his web cam.

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'