Spider Deterrent Enthusiasts T-Shirts

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Extreme Bungy

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Idle parts

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Spider's Web Trampoline

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Spider Web Stocking

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'I want you to bring me one.'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Are we there yet?'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Spiders in love

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

A spider meal prepping

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

Spider watching his web cam.

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

'You've been drinking again.'