Giant Spider Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

Spider Web Stocking

OMG UR HOT

Jackson Pollock the Spider

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Are we there yet?'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

"Arachnophunnies"

Spider watching his web cam.

Godzilla vs. Himself.

'I want to know where this relationship is going.'

'I'm just surfing the web.'