Spider Enthusiasts Gifts

Spider Chair.

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'You're quick to criticise, but slow to help.'

'You call that a web?'

"Stick to webs, son, we don't do woolly jumpers!"

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

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Spider Web Stocking

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Are we there yet?'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Jackson Pollock the Spider

Spider's Web Trampoline

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

Spider Press-Ups

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."