Spider Aficionado Gifts

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

Web designer.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'At ease, soldier.'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Idle parts

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

A termite practical joke.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'Are we there yet?'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Spider Web Stocking

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Spider's Web Trampoline