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Radioactive Spider Bite - The Real Story

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"We're moving back out to the country."

"Never mind how, just get me down."

"I put mud in the Dung Beetles lunch, you should have seen their faeces."

Toadstools

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Idle parts

Telekinetics on strike...

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

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Spider Web Stocking

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'Are we there yet?'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'