Spider Supporter Gifts

'Now we'll see if using keywords helps to increase my web traffic.'

"Remember dear - spiders are good for the garden; if you find one please don't harm it..."

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

No Fly Tipping - "Aww."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

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Spider Web Stocking

Spider's Web Trampoline

Jackson Pollock the Spider

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Spider boy

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

Spider Press-Ups