Spider Fan Gifts

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Bad baby, bad baby! Release the babysitter now!'

"Bloody hell, Mavis. . . I was just doing yoga!"

Horror

"It's good it's not windy. . . it makes it easier to catch flies."

"The dating scene is alright for you, female worms are everywhere! But when was the last time you saw a mummy-long-legs?"

The safest time to fly around Darling is on frosty or dewy mornings: you can clearly see the spider webs then...

"Tina Turner was right. . . what's love got to do with it?!"

"Help - I'm stuck!"

"It's true! On windy days, I can fly using just a single long silk thread!"

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Cob-webs

'Just for fun, I build big webs across footpaths: I just love it when humans walk straight through them...'

A high tech spider with a Velcro web.

"It's lovely. Did you do it yourself?"

"Waiter, there's no fly in my soup."

'That 'cute little bug' you fixed me up with turned out to be a black widow!'

'Hang onto your socks, Dolly, the fool's half asleep and headed straight for us!'

Spider watching his web cam.

Spiders in love

Dave had a new neighbour above him but he wasn't there for long.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

Maybe I should switch to decaf.

I was tossing and turning all night.

OMG UR HOT

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."