Spider Enthusiast Gifts

'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'

"...Webs are spun. Not woven, or knitted or crocheted. They are SPUN. Say it with me, SSPUUNNN.'

"Humans are so weird! All year round, they destroy our webs, but come the end of October, they put fake webs everywhere themselves..."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'Hello ma'am, you have a spider that's giving you trouble?'

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Granted, it needs a few repairs, but it should be a simple DIY-job..."

Trilby - 'An Incubus'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Arachnophobia Clinic'

Spider observing old lady knitting: 'Boy! She's got a lot to learn!'

Arachnophobia.

'Come now dear, I hardly think a spider in the bath will bother me too much ...'

Human in a Glass

"Tough new social distancing restrictions. . ."

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

Spider

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Darn giraffes! I really thought our web would be safe at this height."

'Oh yeah, it's that time of year when the spiders venture out.'

A giant spider eats people

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"C'mon, kids. You're blocking the T.V."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'What the... a fat human in my cellar?! We really have to clean up here, Roy!

'I begged you to take that correspondence refresher course, but not Mister know it all.'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'Oi! - Are you lookin' at my curd!?!'

Black Widow Spiders and Middle Age.

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Time's fun!....when you're having flies...'

'Bloody showoff!'

'We've just been invited to a 'bring a bluebottle' party!'

The Finer Point of Spiderdom Were Lost on Jacques.

'She went off her medication after she was half finished wih the web.'