Spider Admirer Gifts

A spiders web crossword

'Mr Human Spider? I'm from Health & Safety. May I have a word...?'

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

"You want flies with that?"

'You've been drinking again.'

"We have a love-hate relationship with humans: they hate walking into our webs, but love the fact that we catch mosquitoes and flies..."

Spider's Web Trampoline

"For the last time. It's not a tramp stamp."

Spider Plucking a Guitar

I.M. sPEIder

'Eating my husband did give me a small bit of consolation for the prenup Hell he put me through.'

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

...You frightened her so you eat the curds and whey!

'Would you please stop struggling? You're damaging my web!'

Feng Shui (a spider throwing his Feng Shui book away for an unsuccessful spider's web).

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Weblog - An arachnid construction diary...

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Terrific

"You suck the life out of him. I'm gonna see what's in his wallet."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Ghost School.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Extreme Bungy

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"