Predator Admirer Gifts

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

'I am naturally good at stalking, so it was an easy transition to become a paparazzo...'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

"The only item left on our bucket list is "taste cat", but it's unlikely we'll achieve it: cats don't seem to come into the water..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

The Fourth Little Pig

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

A little bird told me...

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Honey Wallah

'Son, sometimes I think you don't know your head from your tail. Come to think of it, it is tough.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Turtle Trailer Court

"Best project manager we ever had."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Pray for me.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

A Venus cow trap.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.