Raptor Admirer Gifts

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

A little bird told me...

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Best project manager we ever had."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Rocket and Witch Race

Turtle Trailer Court

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Overkill, dude."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Service."

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

The Cashless Society is Here

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Love your ambiance!"

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'