Raccoon Admirer Gifts

"I think it's very considerate of people to separate their trash."

'You wouldn't get these stomach aches if you chewed your food properly.'

"You're not supposed to eat the bay leaf."

"Impressed? Don't be. I also read trash."

"Overkill, dude."

"I decided to move my mask."

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

"He could teach people a thing or two about social distancing."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

A little bird told me...

"Best project manager we ever had."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Rubbish Carousel

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Service."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Working Holiday.

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'