Raccoon Aficionados Gifts

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Rubbish Carousel

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Overkill, dude."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

'It's a chicken.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Magician Playing Golf.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Parenting Skills Training

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Books 'n' Carrots

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

"Harold, you have to stop turning the divorce papers into rabbits. Just sign them and move on."

Fertility Center.

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.