Foodie Raccoon Fan Gifts

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Pope tarts.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Tzatzikicicle

Table Of The Elephants

Rubbish Carousel

"Overkill, dude."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Boy defends his last fry.

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Robin Hood and his band of married men Hey Marian...so long as yer up, how 'bout gettin' me another beer?

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

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