Foodie Raccoon Fan Gifts

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Table Of The Elephants

"Overkill, dude."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Rubbish Carousel

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Tzatzikicicle

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Artist and chiken

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."