Raccoon Fan Gifts

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

"This should teach them to take a vacation and not feed us!"

Trouble in the Wine Cellar

"You gotta teach me that trick."

"Did you order takeout?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Wolf Karaoke

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Overkill, dude."

Rubbish Carousel

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Boarway Show

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."