Raccoon Fan Mugs

"This should teach them to take a vacation and not feed us!"

Trouble in the Wine Cellar

"You gotta teach me that trick."

"Did you order takeout?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Wolf Karaoke

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Overkill, dude."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Rubbish Carousel

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."