Raccoon Admirers Mugs

"We found a human habit worth embracing."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Rubbish Carousel

"Overkill, dude."

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Books 'n' Carrots

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Magicing the crowd away

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

The Rabbit Meeting.

In Difficulties.

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"Did you order takeout?"

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'You the one they call 'The Farmer'?'

'Hon, is tonight Trash Night?'