Raccoon Admirers Pillows

"We found a human habit worth embracing."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Rubbish Carousel

"Overkill, dude."

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

Books 'n' Carrots

Magicing the crowd away

The Rabbit Meeting.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

In Difficulties.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

"Did you order takeout?"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

'Hon, is tonight Trash Night?'

"We have raccoons."