Raccoon Sympathizer Pillows

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Rubbish Carousel

"Overkill, dude."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Delivery."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."

"Did you order takeout?"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"We have raccoons."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Hon, is tonight Trash Night?'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"No thanks. I'm a junk food cleanse this week."