Rooster Sympathizer Pillows

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

Worm running away from hook.

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

"Every night, I feel so used."

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."