Rooster Sympathizer Prints

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

Worm running away from hook.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

"Why won’t anyone play with me? I’m so very sad, all alone in this great big world. Why must I suffer?"

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

The hardest instrument to play second fiddle.

All the best

About this dependant of yours...

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."